A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A phrase used to when someone is pissed off about something and wants to be left alone.
2. Another way to say 'fuck off' or 'suck my dick'
Nick: you can leave my room
Bailey: suck my middle dick finger
Nick: no thanks
When your finger smell like dick and smegma.
Andrea didn’t wash her hands after rubbing Adam’s stinky dick. We called her dick fingers because her fingers smelt like smegma.
Dirty dick fingers that smell like smegma.
Andrea didn’t wash her hands after playing with Adam’s stinky dick. Her fingers smelt like smegma so we all called her dick fingers.
The opposite of the Midas Touch. Instead of things turning to gold they get fucked.
Everything was great until Sally ruined it with her dick fingers. Now my car is on fire.
When I Guy dose not wash his hands after touching his penis (from using the restroom or masturbating)
Boys should always wash your hands after touching yourself because they could have dick fingers
When you usually get your nails done and the one time you don’t you have Dick Fingers
Now that my fake nails fell off it looks like I have Dick Fingers