A fork of Rural Dictionary
a midget, dwarf, or other little person
The local bar's been no fun since they banned the tossing of fun-sized persons
The sexiest chick you'll ever fucking see, she'll burn your eyes just by looking at her. She's even sexier than Marigold! Her white drooping pussyflaps are the sexiest size. Her nice sweaty pussy fits the just perfect girth and length of your cock, she's perfect. Her white titties are full of fun, she will come home every night from work just to slightly barely unbutten her shirt to show the tops of her tits, she will make you turn on brighter than the fucking sun. Your dick fits in her cleaveage perfectly, just making it the perfect conditions to cum so far in her throat. She will have you dominate you like a country in WW2. She will ride you SO HARD you will shoot your cum up her gaping white butthole like Hitler shooting the Americans. She will dominate you, she wants you, and you... whoever reading this, deserve the world.
Hey Midas, hows your wife, Marigold? Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot. Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous Me: Oh you... wanna play?? Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have? Me: *lip bites while blushing* Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips* Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN! Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts* Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...
basically tiny or small. you usually say this to boys. it will offend them. Asians are small fun sizes are small you get the point
Tommy you have a Asian fun size that nobody wants.
girl: how was that guy last night? other girl: he has a fun size snicker bar dick!
A fun sized Furgle (also known as Furgal or ferghal) is a human of a smaller nature who’s enzymes appeared to be denatured to the extent that they resemble a smaller, female Hagrid.
Dude, Holly is such a fun sized Furgle Mate these fun sized Furgles are becoming too common.
A man with a smaller then average age penis. Who is proud if his size. He is less then average use around 4 Inces . Sometimes quoted as having the perfect dick for anal. He is often made fun of or rejected because of his snall size. Fun size is often ment to make fun of a small penis. Offers compared to as a small size snicker bar. Not actually fun just small in size. Usually guys with a small penis are good with oral but not always
My boyfriend has a snaller then average penis . I call it fun-size because it's cute