A fork of Rural Dictionary
Funch is a Southern variation on the more common usage of funch - a combination of "fuck" and "lunch." In the Southwest United States, funch is used to refer to something you will fuck then eat.
That sheep sure is pretty. I think I'll funch her.
Short cut for "fart punch (your) fart box. Last tense "funched"
"Girl I'm going to funch you so good later"
To punch someone in the Jack and Danny
Mate, I couldn't get it up, so i funched her and fucked off.
Fuch is a sentence Mixed with “fucking punch” It was created by a bunch of dumb preschoolers.