A fork of Rural Dictionary
Simply means the one, Can be either, the chosen one, or the best of the best.
"You trully are the swain"
(1) A non gender specific term used to describe Someone who is unsure of their facts and is often confused by the simplest of tasks. (2) To swain is to falcify a story to try and make an event in your life seem more interesting.
"Antony's just come up to me and he says he got with three birds last night, he's a right swain."
Usually a Lord, but sometimes just a massive bellend.
Look at that Swaine acting all high and mighty when really hes just a bellend!
To ejaculate, often in a public place
I wouldn't sit in that lawn chair if I was you. You never know who might have swained on it.