A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mary: OMFG Boyd: You know,Once you go black, you never go back Mary:more like, Once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair
being assaulted with a clothes peg.
your going to get pegged dicky
Hopefully you don't base a decision on whether you're attracted to somebody on what they look like on the surface alone. It's a little bit weird to date only people who don't look like you because they don't look like you and for no other reason.
Dewey Cox's first wife- You can't be married to more than one person at the same time Dewey, neither can I, that's why I'm with Leroy now. Once you go black you never go back. Dewey Cox- (to Edith) Edith wait! (to Darlene) It's okay, she's gone now, and she ain't coming back. This will make everybody involved happier I think.
A come back after you've been insulted by a dirt wag.
Person 1: "You're SUCH a dirt wag!!" Person 2: "No I'm not! Go and fly, you SOUR banana!"
Fans of Crouton on wattpad will know this is slang for eating someone out.
Y/N: You have hamster pube hair! Tsukki: im going to give you away. Y/N: Again? 😏
Moreover, this quote appears in the absobloodylootely hilarious The Haunted World of El Superbeasto, shot by Velvet von Black.
- Shit! - It was a mistake, I assure you. - Like casting George Lazenby as 007. - Mistake, my ass. You know, once you go black you never go back. - That's von Black, bitch. - I need some mouthwash and a mind eraser immediately!