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god

kris

ain’t he a natural god

by krisisanaturalgod April 02, 2021

god

A hypothetical mysterious being who has been imagined by mankind to solve the mystery of existence. god is a myth of many religions who lives in the skies hiding from Astronauts and does nothing to control bloodshed and injustice on his creations.

God said he will never be back again

by CuriosityInfinite October 11, 2018

god

(Noun)

1. (a) A being or object believed to have more than natural attributes and powers and to require human worship; specifically: one controlling a particular aspect or part of reality.
(b) (Capital G.) The unique Supreme Being worshiped by Jews, Christians, Muslims, and adherents of some similar faiths.

2. A person whose great skill, knowledge, or other impressive traits are believed to be supernatural.

3. A person, thing or activity treated with extreme devotion.

(Interjection)

4. (Capital G.) Used to express strong emotion, especially shock or amazement. Often preceded by "oh" and/or "my".

1. (a) The Norsemen believed in many gods.
(b) How God could have founded so many contradictory religions in his name is a mystery.

2. Dale Earnhardt is a god to some NASCAR fans.

3. The only god some people respect is the almighty dollar.

4. Oh God, I've just been shot!

by Ingeborg S. Nordén May 16, 2006

god

God is the main character in the bible, whether he exists or not is not for anyone to be sure, although it is highly improbable. I think if everyone stopped believing in god, and started believing in themselves the world would be a better place, but who knows.

Christian: I open my life to god so he can help me achieve
Athiest: I believe I am able to achieve.

by Richy the king March 10, 2006

god

supreme being, perfect in every aspect, self contradicting it seems, but at the same time flawless...a contradiction in itself

God has been, is, and always will be the most debated idea ever.

by James87Ford September 27, 2007

god

Created by man in his own image.

God doesn't exist. Time to wake up people. Stop being ignorant and accept the fact.

by ATHEISM March 03, 2007

god

A really big cunt who doesn't exist. If you believe in him you are also a cunt.

God: "Hello, I am God, I'm a really big cunt"
Person: "But hang on a sec, you don't exist"
God: "True, but I am a really big cunt"

by god April 20, 2005