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A dick fart.

That smells, did you just gorf?

That was a loud gorf!

Who gorfed?

To eat too much

I gorfed that whole pizza down

when a chick gives deepthroat

Used to describe sucking dick, but much more intense.

Man you know that guy Elias? I heard he gorfed a gooses cock once.
He was gorfin', all day and night just gorfin cock.

Gorf,v. to smell the recently vacted seat where a woman has sat. Vaginal and anal odours, mixed with sweat and cheap/expensive perfume will be present.

See also gorfing and bogfly.

I'm gonna gorf that honey's seat!

Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles.

My friend's six-year-old brother is a gorf.

To clean ones-self vigorously, non-stop, wholeheartedly all day long.

Quit gorfing yourself and pay attention.
Look out here comes Sir Gorfs-a-lot.
Your such a gorfer.
Hey gorfy. You done yet?