A fork of Rural Dictionary
(n.) the act of wearing an unflattering pair of underwear, erroneously calculating that no one would see you in your underwear for the day. Can apply to faded, fraying, or everyday underwear brands such as Hanes or Fruit of the Loom. Is often a symptom of stag reflex.
Person 1: Lauren saw me in my workout-only boxer briefs today Person 2: An unforgivable Hanes miscalculation.
A real jerk who is homo for his dad and has no friends and his mum is gay, his dad is les, his granny tranny, his grandpap a trap, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry non-binary, a ginger wanna be and is a short stack
That stupid dude is such a mike hanes
The description of someone whose thighs are chubbily hanging around a loose fitting pair of hanes underwear briefs. When someone who has thunder thighs wears whitey tighties.
"Yo man, put on some pants. You don't want to be seen in those beefy hanes of yours."
this is a fag who has no balls and his a complete tranny homo. His mom is gay, his dad les, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his grandpap a trap, his granny tranny, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry incestry, his family reunion a gay communion, his dear a queer, his friends have both meat ends. and he is a ginger tag along and is short stack.
Dude: stop being a Michael William Hanes Jr. Michael William Hanes Jr.: whats that mean Dude: ur gay Michael William Hanes Jr.: *dies instantly*
A place near Stockholm, Sweden. Where you can go and destroy a bench.
Old lady: Was it you who destroyed that bench? Guy 1: No. Guy 2: Why do old people care so much about what we do? Guy 3: It's because they have nothing to do. Guy 1: When i get old im going to become like them to keep the tradition alive.
Hanee is a very complex combination of two - not eventually relied - feelings that one luxemburgish person develops when seeing - for example a person taking a shit and doesn't have TP - but has sympathy and at the same time the knowing that the disaster happening to the "Hanee"ed person.