A fork of Rural Dictionary
The feeling you get after eating a fast food meal at hesse... Possible symptoms: nausea. stomach pain or cramping. vomiting. feeling fat. Death.
I forcefully ate a burger and got Hesse Effekten, now I feel like I might die.
Dawson hess is a funny, smart, athletic, sexy guy. He is well known for his personality and creditability. All though a dawson hess can have a slight temper.
Dawson hess: Hey dude love the jacket, but what did you say about my hair???
It’s a lot like regular sex, but it includes Jesse Zavala and zero gravity.
A 64 ounce soda fountain cup available at Hess Express gas stations. When filled with the "Tremor" energy drink available at the fountain it makes a good vehicle for vodka consumption. When empty the hess cup makes an ideal resevoir for a waterfall bong made from a SoBe bottle.
y0, lets rip the hess cup and rizza
A very large specimen that is beleived to be human, although no one is really sure. Speaks many different languages and has hawk eyes. Likes to smoke weed and listen to popular 80's speed metal band Megadeth. Dunked in 3 basketball games.
Damn, Alec Hess is really tight!!!!!!
Similar to dick pulling, this term means to talk simple minded with absolutely no intelligence or relevance to what someone is talking about. Some examples of Rose Hessing would be changing topics, talking senseless, or just plain out dick pulling.
Did you hear what Nick was saying? He was making absolutely no sense. He was Rose Hessing when he was texting me.