Country Dictionary

some sort of molesterish creep that one middle school has hired for a music teacher. no one knows why. everyone crys. i no how to ryme. i can do it on a dime. yea im done but still he hasn't won the battle on top of my cattle because she pooped on his head which he scooped inside his bed.

WHOA MAN, i got hesse, dude, shit. im leaving school

n. a suave individual, well mannered

Wow, Hess is looking like a pimp tonight... Wait, he looks like a pimp every night.

Secret cult of masked people also known as the hooded ones, early Germanic ancestry. "Same pronunciation as Hess"

That guy on assassins creed was a real Hess.

Something that is hella messed up.

Man, did you see how bad Phill Hessed up that paint job?

A nice way of saying, "Hell NO!." It also can mean that you don't agree, stand up for or condone a certain activity, event, thing or what have you.

Brother: "Let me borrow $20 for gas." Sister: HESS! I'm riding on "E."

A cool skin/pot head in cargo pants and t-shirt. A hess is known to consume a lots of weed and alchohol in abusive (near to coma/deadly) amounts. The usage of these substances by a hess is mostly done in a kitchen. To refer to this activity they use the name "CoughingKitchen" (Kcina Tisol).....

Look that guy is a hess you can tell by what he is smoking. ("Il qadsa l'Madonna hess kemm int imkisser ?") Yesterday the hess slept on the sidewalk" "Il lostja il hess haga wahda ma bankina ilejla"

Commonly used by gumpy kids to express excitement and joy.

"Dude, taco bell is open super late... hess!"