A fork of Rural Dictionary
Not a real word that nick made up and people make up fake definitions
Hobknocker is not a real word
1- Someone who has sex with animals (and is apparently illegal)
2- Someone who pushes, or knock over, a hobo or bum
You are a filthy hobknocker!
British people call American people hobknockers becuase they find it insulting.
She knocked a homeless man on his unbathed ass, she must be a hobknocker
A man who hits a girl in the face with his penis.. This is disgusting and illegal.
Jane: You ever heard of a hobknocker?
Helen: Yes... I heard it's gross..
Jane: My boyfriend Paul?
Helen: Yeah....
Jane: He is one, he showed me last night.
When you give your cousin from Kentucky head with no teeth.
I took my teeth out and gave my cousin Kleetus a hobknocker
When you get drunk as fuck and your friend Kyle decides to hit you with his dick while he pees. Is Illegal in some regions.
"You hobknocker!!! I told you I wasnt into that!!!"
noun- 2 hobos having sex in refrigerator boxes. Horizonal boxes are non-consensual, vertical boxes are consensual.
Two people walking down the street.
Person 1 "Do you see that refrigerator box?"
Person 2 "I think its moving, is it rats?"
Person 1 "It could be, or it could be a couple of hobknockers!"
In british a hobknocker is a person who runs in the streets and hits people in their balls, or a person who hits people in the face with his balls. Used for swearing meaning a person who is a way too much annoying and stuff.
-He always texts me and he won't leave me alone!
-Ohhh gurl, such a hobknocker dat nigga is.