A fork of Rural Dictionary
one who masturbates in public restrooms
Sounds like theres a hobknocker in the next stall over.
To hit someone in the face with the penis.
He was a real hobknocker!
a person who masterbates in public and therefore it is illegal.
check out that hobknocker.
dude thats awsome and illegal.
A word which people think actually mean something nasty, even though all the definitions were made after the date the iCarly episode actually aired.
bob: icarly's disgusting. they said hobknocker, which means to slap your penis across someone's face
john: no you idiot it didn't mean anything before the episode. horny kids just started making random definitions on urbandictionary after the episode
A large hariy guy or woman who in there spare time likes to molest small animals and also elephants, they like llamas and like to munch on the nostrils of several kangaroos(mainly austrailan).
On the african grasslands, underneath the ground, hobknockers lurk. They creep until one unsuspecting gazelle or the above said animals are alone, and much like a child predator, SNATCHES THE ANIMAL UP IN ITS MONSTROUS TEETH ! Beware of these odd creepy men, that also like hairy, bingo-winged 50+ ladies.
To walk around and hit people with your penis. it is illegal, and also frowned upon. It is of british slang.
Dude, don't hobknock her. Thats, thats just wrong, you hobknocker