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Hose

1. A general nickname for anybody 2. someone who is annoying, stupid, bad at anyhting

1. "hey" "what up hose" 2. "Dude i hate this teacher so much" "i know shes a total hose"

by mister mugumbu December 13, 2008

Hose

to cheat, trick, or take advantage of.

Evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, hose, and being hosed.

by sinbabee April 22, 2009

Hosed

To get screwed over by a customer

Coworker 1: My customer just moved their software contract over to that compulsive liar loser with a big chin... Coworker 2: You got freakin' hosed.

by slick50 December 23, 2009

hosed

1. (transitive verb)to spray, soak, wash, or rinse something or somebody with water from a hose. 1.(slang/transitive verb) To deceive or trick somebody. (slang/transitive verb) To make a computer system nonfunctional or greatly degrade the performance of a system 3.(Acronym) H.O.S.E.D. -> Hardware Or Software Error Detected --------------------------------------- Etymological thing (0_O): Old English hosa “leg covering, husk” (hence “flexible tube”). Ultimately from an Indo-European word meaning “to cover,” which is also the ancestor of English hut, scum, and sky. ---------------------------------------

I'm too lazy.. lol.. and spleepy(rightnow).. to write an example.. Steven hosed my computer..

by Som_Guy January 26, 2005

hosed

To be rejected

"Mike was trying to get into that club, but he got hosed."

by Eliot February 17, 2004

hosed

impossibly busy with less time or resources to complete everything than available (as in trying to drink from a firehose). (context: MIT)

yo, wanna go to dinner? sorry man, i'm hosed. i've got 3 problem sets due tomorrow morning, none of which i've started.

by wsnx December 10, 2008

HOSES

Acronym for... H.it O.n S.omeone E.lse's S.ister!

GOD CHRIS STOP BEING A PEDOPHILE! HOSES!

by MIONRENA September 14, 2008