A fork of Rural Dictionary
E.D explosive diahhrea unlike normal diahhrea E.D causes the water and waste to splash up makin it quite uncomfortable..
"what the hell are you doin in there!" "i have E.D!" "UGH!..take a shower!"
E.D. stands for Explosive Diarrhea. Plain and simple. And it doesnt sound so nasty.
"YO TEACH! I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM! I HAVE A TERRIBLE CASE OF E.D.!!!" "WHATRE YA WAITIN FOR?! GO!!!!!" works like a charm.
"Electronic Device" A term used for an electronic aid in masturbation. See also B.O.B.
"Ooo girl! I had a threesome with B.O.B. and E.D.!"
Guy with erectile dysfunction and cant have kids.
Person 1 : Dam! that guy omar must have a big dick! person 2 : Nah, hes got E.D. person 1: Whats E.D? Person 2 : basically erectile dysfunction so u cant hold an erection person 3: Hes got a dick? or omar : hey permstar Abbas : shush E.D, where ur kids at? Omar : slaps abbass dick to spread E.D