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The Kills are an awesome, indie, bluesy, groovy, stripped down sort of band consisting of the lovely and talented Alison Mosshart (known by her stage name "VV"), and the extremely cool Jamie Hince (known by his stage name "Hotel"). they both belonged to other independent bands, until Alison heard Jamie practicing in the hotel room above hers, and musical history was changed forever. they're surprisingly underrated and for the most part continue to remain mostly unknown. they're albums are some of the greatest music you can get your hands on, and you should get your hands on them. now. go do it now. stop reading and go it now. fine, read the examples, but then go do it now. download it from Amazon or iTunes. get them.
Keep on Your Mean Side No Wow Midnight Boom, all the best albums ever, get them. smart, awesome guy: hey have you heard The Kills? they're awesome! guy who needs to listen to better music: no, i'm gonna listen to Metro Station, SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE IT! smart, awesome guy: man, you really need to listen to better music...
The number of different people one has had sex with
Guy 1: I fucked that chick last night. Now I have four kills. Guy 2: Nice!
Chuck Norris' alternative to going hunting
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting..... He goes KILLING!!!!