Country Dictionary

Getting slapped across the face. Named after Rick James the most famous bitchslapper of all.

Because the little kid wouldn't shut up and stop whining Pop hauled over and Rick Jamesed him across the face.

The three James’. The best people ever. You would be lucky to meet them.

Did you guys see The Holy Jamesity last night?

A 'james' is a punctuation mark similar to an apostrophe (`).

It is used at the end of a word to denote laughable homosexuality or bisexuality (fagginess).

Hmm. Liberace` is a strange name.

Oh look! Elton John` is on television.

So, have you been winning arguments with Death_Slammer` recently?

While having anal sex you cum inside of her ass. This sprouts from the childrens book James and the giant Peach where James COMES inside the giant peach. Its a play on words where Peach represents the ass and coming is self explanatory.

So me and her were doing anal and I totally James'd her Giant Peach! (Jamesing the Giant Peach)

Jamesing is when someone write like 20 time more than what they need to.

Person1: what is taking him so long?
Person2: he’s Jamesing again.

The act of not moving in any timely manner AT ALL, to do anything

Here goes James Jamesing again

When you masturbate but want to sound cool to your friends.

I don't goon. I be jamesing my glenn some times.

Yo I'm Jamesing the glenn rn.