A fork of Rural Dictionary
It is when you finger a girl in the club while dancing with her.
Yo bro, I just got done jamesing that bitch, smell
Being cool, smooth talking, good looking.
Look at him workin it with all those cuties. Hes jamesing alright.
Chasing your dream in the best possible way, but you ultimately fail in the most horrific fashion.
Say your going for that job interview, job interview is going well. On the way out you push the guy out the window, building catches on fire, building gets up, walks away...war starts.
"Man that guy is really jamesing it."
Jamesing: the art of being "a James". It consists of long nights of deep throating Tito's and wishing one wasn't "a James", despite the ongoing issues of micro-dick-ism and generally not having a personality or being relevant.
I was Jamesing because I'm a virgin. Goddamn, I'm a James!
Yours sincerely,
James
A group activity which involves showering a person with semen while they sleep, with a particular focus on the target's back and neck leaving them with a crispy neck. A male bonding exercise very popular with squaddies.
Last night Sophie passed out at the party and we gave her a Jamesing
To absolutely do nothing or to be unproductive for more than ten hours a day. This includes but is not limited to: sleeping, gaming, thinking about nothing on the bed, taking up space, and thinking about not Jamesing
"A: What are you doing? You have a final tomorrow?!
B:I'm Jamesing son... Don't bother me I got this shit
A: You sure? you said this last final and you got your ass fucked hard...
B: Good shit good shit"
Masturbating in the shower. When a teenage boy jerks it in the shower, especially if he gets caught
"James' mom caught him jamesing it and told all her friend... TROLOLOLOLOLOL