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KNOB JOCKIE

An alternative insult for gay people wat dont spell gud.

Mike: Dude, who's your gay little friend in the special needs group?
Jeffro: Hey, that's my knob jockie!
Mike: Don't you mean 'Jockey', you ignornant Hom-boy?
Jeffro: Oh yeah.

by Mike Ambrose January 28, 2006

Jocky Girls

Sexy athletic or fit women with a tight bod.

I was over at the high school and a team of jaillbait jocky girls ran by me.

by the jocky jockey September 26, 2011

throttle jocky

douch bags that revs-up loud car/truck/motorcycle to prove how small ones penis is.

Ricer: Did you hear how loud my car is

ME: Yea, did your dick shink when you did that you fucking throttle jocky

by perk pete February 12, 2012

Jizzm Jocky

Jizzm Jocky
noun : a cum hungry man or woman. Typically stereotyped due to the blatant display of needing jizz or cum in their mouths, tasting it and playing with in their mouths, before they do anything effectively.
Example : “A true Jizzm Jocky can never get enough cum, into her/his own body.”

Jizzm Jocky
noun : a cum hungry man or woman. Typically stereotyped due to the blatant display of needing jizz or cum in their mouths, tasting it and playing with in their mouths, before they do anything effectively.
Example : “A true Jizzm Jocky can never get enough cum, into her/his own body.”

by BeanTownBeanery December 26, 2021

Disk Jocky

A DJ or the person laying down the tunes at a party. Often what a grandparent or elder will call it.

child: Man that party was off the chain!
grandma: How was the disk jocky?
child: the what?

grandma: you know, the DJ...

by happyhahahannah December 05, 2010

jocky box

equipment used to chill beer while dispensing.

joe was dispensing cold beer on his jocky box at the picnic

by foo November 23, 2003

Web Jocky

A person who entertains others with their web searching skills.

Every time I am over Tim's place he shows people the funniest videos on YouTube, he is such a Web Jocky!

by D-Link July 14, 2009