A fork of Rural Dictionary
A session of intense thought while on the shitter.
"Hey Bill, any thoughts on what our bid for the MacGregor contract should be?" "Chuck, I'm still not sure. Let me take a shink and get back to you."
1. an evasive sinking maneuver on a 90 degree angle from the pursuer's course 2. aggressive facial expression of dwarf child stars
1. "Yea, he was coming at me with this little blade he pulled out from under his tongue and so at the last second i shinked out of the way he just tripped over me." 2."Hehe! did you see Gary Coleman shink just then?"
Jen: Wow Hannah, I like your shirt! What does it say? Jen touches the shirt's text Hannah: Jen get your hands off my shirt! You just shinked me!
(verb) to think while taking a shit.
1. I sat there shinking about how to do my three-hour homework in 30 minutes. 2. Yesterday I shunk so hard I came up with a new business plan.