A fork of Rural Dictionary
Usually the biggest asshole(s) in your school. Most of the teachers adore them. They tend to not get into trouble for something that if you did, you'd be raped inside out. Jocks usually yell, make noise, hot ditsy girls usually go for them, cut in line and do just about everything else thats totally uncalled for. Jocks also push you around, but then their day comes when they played football and wrestled all their high school days, and I step out side, and my lawn is freshly mowed, and the same jock who was an asshole then, and still is, is putting his lawn mower back on his truck and telling me "Good Morning Sir".
Principal: "Your not a jock!!!! YOU ARE NOTHING!!!!" Student: "Yes sir (sadly)...i'll only go to Yale and become very wealthy and have a great life." Principal: "YOUR GOD DAMN RIGHT!!!! .......Now....I will molest you." Student: "Noooo no I'll change.....I will....I wanna have gay locker room sex with the other football players!!!!"
A guy who lives and breathes sports, loves "getting some" from the ladies, but cannot be commited to a relationship because sports are too important to them. They are usually ass holes who take things for granted. Things not dealing with sports can only hold their attention for 2 minutesie. sex
Jake has played baseball all his life and wants to go to the majors, anything not having to deal with Baseball is rubbish.
to jock; to cop; to copy what one other says or does
1) he just jocked me! 2) Aint jock a nigga like me style 3) Jay is a jock
Someone who gets preferential treatment just because they play sports.
O. J. Simpson was acquitted from two counts of murder b/c he is a jock. The captain of the football team is a real jock. The principal superseded the English teacher and gave the jock a "D" since he made the winning touchdown in the homecoming game.
an ape desended life form that is in close relation to a human but not in the homo-sapian classification of human species. the jock is in the lower hiarchy of man known as the dumasasapian species.
Everyone knows that jocks provide the missing ling and prove evolution.
A male, usually popular, who goes around bossing around everyone except for fellow jocks and cheerleaders and acts like he's the shit. He goes around the city blaring 50 Cent or Eminem in his riced out econobox that has about 100 horsepower and tons of insanely gaudy exterior shit and no power producing parts which my MOM'S FUCKING RAV4 could easily smoke. He likes to fuck cheerleaders he barely knows day after day, getting them pregnant at the age of 15. Makes you wonder why the fuck they are "popular", doesn't it?
Take you away, from that empty apartment.........