A fork of Rural Dictionary
to upset oneself in any form of negative emotion such as anger, sadness, or physical un-wellness
I shouldn’t eat food before going on the rollercoaster or I’ll jostle my bees.
Jostling someone's satchel is when you really mess with someone's chi; their general vibe. The "satchel" represents all the things they've setup in their personal space and you're just jostling it.
I like John but all he does when he comes over is jostle my satchel.
"Please be careful removing your luggage from the overhead compartment. Things might've gotten jostled around in flight."
To masterbate
What were you doing in there for so long? Were you pole jostling or something?