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Kosovo Closet

As defined by Radio Personality Johnny 'Bones' Basile... Its when a man and woman (or two people) are taking a hot shower together and someone lets out a brutal flatulence. The "steam" from the shower is what adds to the intensity.

Forget the Dutch Oven! If a woman could tolerate you after being the recipient of a Kosovo Closet, then you should marry her!

by Jack Pacione January 27, 2010

kosovo is Serbia

Kosovo is Serbia is a sentence that got popularity after 2008 when "kosovo'' got ''recognized''.

-kosovo is serbia -yeah it is

by laznjacki_lik March 02, 2022

Kosovo Mustache

Three short pubic hairs precariously balanced on a teenager's upper lip.

Hey. Make sure your Kosovo mustache doesn't fall into my Coke can.

by Daily Real August 18, 2011

Kosovo underground army.

Kosovo made an underground army after a very lurcative deal with China and Kanye West is secretive leader of this cult and army. He was able to donate the money he got from donda to this army. it’s for the Albanian cause. Its main purpose was to protect and save humanity from any upcoming dangerous or even deadly disease may appear among us. Let’s look at covid-19, it’s a more deadly varions than the other covid viruses they used some Oslaedstechnology to help making the cure. The Main Oslaedstechnoligical was Alina West.

Person 1: hey, I’ve heard about the Kosovo underground army. What’s that? Person 2: secretive place, we shall not talk about it.

by Vile Vila May 24, 2022

Kosovo Liberation Army

You may think that they were an Resistance Group Against Serbia but It was a group of armed song makers who made great songs

Lit Songs Check out the Marsh of UCK/Kosovo Liberation Army

by SovietUnion621 May 08, 2021

Emilie the Elv in kosovo

Emilie is an elv in kosovo. is a albanian narrator, she likes to write about albanian history. She has started to write a book about her backround as a refugee from kosovo. her entire family is killed by the serbs! she hates them with all of her heart. therefore she is writing a book about how to take revenge. She is a nice enemy to the serbs and decides to only write a book so others can have the idea.

we have to fear Emilie the Elv in kosovo Emilie the Elv in kosovo is on her way to albanian mafia Emilie the Elv in kososvo woke up one day and was half albanian, half swedish, half norwegian and half marrocan.

by Yes man no man January 26, 2021

Kosovo je Srbija

It is a Serbian phrase meaning Kosovo is Serbia popularised in Serbia after Kosovo war of independence

An Albanian guy said to me that Kosovo is Albanian so I whacked him down and said to him "Kosovo je Srbija"

by Kaiser57 February 18, 2018