Country Dictionary

The most undignified, retarded form of 'dancing' that exists. Resembles the 'krumper' possibly being electrocuted, convulsing like an epileptic or just looking like a complete twat.

Krumping: Wear some over-sized clothes, crap jewellery and try and act like the biggest fuckwit imaginable, and you are on the krump bandwagon.

A common word used by Ernies (Members of the website ernest-chan.webs.com) and Youtube Poop writers.

The word Krump is used to describe anyone who does not agree with "The Que of Life" that Ernest Chan members live by.
It is used by the Ernies as a pronoun, adjective, and verb depending on the situation set in the Ern story that the Ernie writes.

In Youtube Poop, Krump is used as a synonym for "Rape" as seen in "How the Grinch Barrowed Hanukkah".

Ernest Chan:

"One day krumpy mother makes a disgusting casserole."

"Walking is for krumps, so he -steals- borrows an electric cart from walmart."
"Vincent krumps around Ernest's house."

Youtube Poop

"And when the child was in bed, he krumped the child." - How the Grinch Barrowed Hanukka

1. Dancing like a fucking retard while having a live electric cable shoved up your ass.
2. A bizarre and painful form of dancing where a mental patient shakes his/her body violently after being lobotomized.

"That muthafucka be doing some mad crazy krumping while he out there holding that wire hanger in the middle of that heavy electrical storm."

the act of masturbating into a public urinal

wait, wasn't jacob just krumping? wtf!

Rapidly shaking your booty while dressed like a clown.

The dancers in the video Hey Mama are krumping so hard they look like their asses might fly off.

Krumping is a term that is used in place of seizure in order to not hurt peoples feelings and keep medical condition a secret. When someone is having a seizure the can just say "I was Krumping" and no one will be any the wiser or make fun of them.

Is Tyrese having a seizure? Yes, but he calls it krumping so that no one makes fun of him or finds out he has seizures.

A supposed form of dancing that bears resemblance to an epileptic seizure.

Quite funny to watch. You laugh at the dancer, not with them. They think they're amazingly cool.

"Haha, some islanders are krumping over there. They look so idiotic.."
"Mate, I think they're having a seizure"
"Don't worry, it's just the 'dancing'"
"Seriously, dude.. Call an ambulance"