A fork of Rural Dictionary
Make fun of your short friend day till they cry
John: Hey it’s March 8 time to make a midget cry
March 8 is the day the stinkiest vaginas are born. If you are born on this day you have no butthole and you shit out of your genitals.
Oh it's March 8? Some bitches are gonna have stinky pussies today!
The day in which many beautiful girls we’re born including this belgium girl called mîna
March 8 hey it’s my girl’s birthday
the best people were born on this day. no joke
Dude, he was born on March 8 2005
Oh my god.. for real?
a real mf called Tyler Higgins was born on this day
Tyler Higgins is such a GIGACHAD, I heard he was born on march 8 2004!
The day of March 8. If you are born today then you are an absolute legend. No matter how hard people try you will one shot them like 1 punch man.
Them:when's your birthday?
Me:March 8
Them:Umm FBI?
National give a girl flowers day 🌸 It doesn’t matter if she’s your friend, girlfriend or even sneaky link. Get her flowers or a flower, it would make them feel special. <3
marco: its march 8th ! *hands flowers* happy national give a girl flowers day !
nylah: omgg what is this for ?
marco: just something to see you smile