A fork of Rural Dictionary
Merp; a word without a meaning, used in awkward silences to re-start a conversation.
Luke: Hey
Claire: Hello, how are you?
Luke: Good thanks you?
Claire: Yeah I'm good too.
- silence -
Claire: Merp
Luke: Hahaha, what does that mean?
noun, adjective, verb, adverb. a word used when bored or have nothing to say. for anything and everything.
Saisha "meerp... merp!"
Jess "are you okay?"
Saisha "merp"
when you have no words left in your lexicon just make one up as no matter what answer you give the customer will never be happy!
Ring ring
Adam: Hello Perfect Pizza
Customer: Hey can I order 5 Pizza's, and will there be here in 15 mins??
Adam: Merp
Then hangs up the call
A collection of any and all pre or post-coital activities centering around the lying on your bed for a period of an hour or more with a partner. General activities include sex, cuddling, and any combination of the two.
Merping usually takes place when a pair decides to get high, thus weed can be seen as an integral part of merping. Although integral, it is by no means essential.
My girlfriend and I love merping after a long day at work.
A stupid word used by stupid people during awkward silences that actually means that the user of that word is a mangina derp.
*awkward silence*
Person 1: merp
Person 2: Dude.. Stop being a mangina derp.