A fork of Rural Dictionary
MLIA stands for My Life Is Average. It's one of the best websites ever, and they strongly dislike Justin Beiber and strongly love Harry Potter, unicorns and ninjas.
Person 1: Whoa, are you seriously dressed up as a ninja?
Person 2: Yep, MLIA.
My Life Is Awesome. To combat all those sad people who love to say FML.
"Today, my teacher saw me texting under the desk and grabbed my phone. She didnt grab my penis. MLIA."
Stands for-My Life Is Average. The COOLEST WEBSITE EVA!
Today, I walked by a coloring book station on the way to class....I'm in law school. MLIA
A website where people who hate twilight, love harry potter, love crayola, hate miley cyrus, are to involved in their child hood, like trying to get kicked out of walmart, like having nerf battles, building forts, and anything that has to do with starwars (especially lightsabers) often begin posts with "Today," and end with " MLIA"
Dude I stayed up until 3am reading MLIAs last night!!
A bunch of idiotic people who think up fake things that happened to them while they're in the shower, then text to random people "I love you" even though most of those people in their phone book is either their mom, dad, or family.
The averagee's don't have lives because they spend 45 minutes reading 8-419 pages of MLIA a day.
Today, I went to the store. I was looking at a pretty girl, she looked at me too. I quickly went into closest aisle there was. It was the feminine products. At least she knows I'm a girl. MLIA
Today, I decided to read the bottom of my tissue box. It said, "Blow it loud, blow it proud." It made me smile. MLIA.