A fork of Rural Dictionary
Moose is a generally cool nickname for everyone. It promotes all things stupid and unexplained, "Moose" love to eat and sleep and be generally funny at a cost to thier street cred and limbs. A kind endearing term. I should know... it is my nickname... thank you very much
To say hi to a moose: "Howdy Moose!" To ask for something: "Mooshy... please can I..." To annoy: Call by their real name... it really annoys them.
Have your bed facing a door opening while a girl is giving you a blow job. Then when your buddy opens the door with out her knowing to take a picture you give her moose antlers right before the picture is taken.
The guys laughed when they saw Jack's picture of Frank giving some girl the moose.
Originated by GI's in Japan. Moose is GI slang for the Japanese word Musumei which means girl. Some Japanese girls use it as slang for theri vagina. Properly spelled Musu My wife is Japanese this usage goes back 60 years
GI to another "You should see my little moose".
Most frequently describes an unattractive person. Also used as a general soft insult.
Do you find her attractive? No she's a total moose. or You moose
A word used to describe anything, everything and nothing. Can be used as an insult, complement or a feeling you can't describe.
Person: That girl is so rude she's such a moose
To Chill out. To get mellow.
Two friends sometimes meet up to moose and watch a movie. Dude you're too uptight you need to moose!