A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used to describe an erection that you get from something that you never expected would give you an erection. Puts an official name to the infamous "surprise" boner.
Alternate definition: An erection that one WILL receive while watching Apollo Anton Ohno speed skate; it's inevitable.
"It was the weirdest thing. I went to flip the light switch and the static shock gave me a raging Oh-Noner. I had no idea I was even into that stuff!"
(Nuisance Boner) also known as a R.O.B - Random Occurring Boner - generally happens when you are bored "stiff", in school or family events and all things in between. This is the type of boner that usually goes unnoticed, non the less you are completely aware of what is happening. The more you convince yourself you don't want wood the harder it gets.
(you) - So i was at my family christmas the other day and my aunt kept blabbing about her divorce problems, next thing you know. Mad Noner is coming on.
(Buddy) - Haha happens every time!
(you) - I know man and the more you try to stop it the more raging it gets.
(pronounced NO-ner)
1. what ugly bitches give you.
2. the opposite of a boner.
Did you see that ugly bitch? She gives me a noner.
The opposite of a boner.
Having to scoop cat shit gives me a noner.
When a girl stats making you horny and gives you a boner, then ghosts you
Man, last night, that bitch gave me a noner