A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cody: Mr Brown
Mr Brown: Yes
Cody: Can I please use the bathroom
Mr Brown: RU taking number one or number two?
Cody: Number three
I wish toilets accommodated for number three’s as they do for number ones and twos
I need to attend to my number three by changing my tampon
Joe - "What's your jersey say?"
Ben- "Number three."
Joe- "Best number EVER!"
Its diarrhea because it has the fluid of pee but it still is poop.
Male number 1: Yo man last night after dinner i had some bad number three it stinked up the whole bathroom.
Male Number 2:Damn man i never want to have a number 3
when a man shits on the toilet while having anal/vaginal intercourse with his woman
it was germaines birthday so she asked mark to take a number three, its taking a number two with your old lady, taking a number three is the true test of manhood
when you are peeing out of your urethra, and peeing out of your asshole (really bad diarrhea)
"what was going on in there?" Damn, I drank too much yesterday, that was the "number three combo".
number one, number two, number three
Gotta go number 1. I have to take a number 2. OMG, I seriously am having #3!