A fork of Rural Dictionary
number one: pee, urinate number two: poop
Mother was called to assist her small child in the bathroom when she was going number one and number two.
Two number 9's originated from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas in 2004. During Mission 5, "Drive Thru", Carl, Ryder, Sweet, and Smoke go to Cluckin' Bell. Smoke orders two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda. The meme became so popular that it spread all over Youtube and the internet, but nobody knew where it originated from.
two number 9's: (it's not an inside joke, but i don't know how this would be put in) Guy 1: Hey, what do you want from Taco Bell? Guy 2: ILL HAVE TWO NUMBER NINES, A NUMBER NINE LARGE, A NUMBER SIX WITH EXTRA DIP, TWO NUMBER 45's, ONE WITH CHEESE, AND A LARGE SODA.
What Big Smoke orders in GTA: San Andreas.
Voice Comm: Can I take your order please? Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man. CJ: Ey, I’ll take a number 9, fat boy. Ryder: Give me a number 9, just like him. Sweet: I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip. Big Smoke: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Big Smokes order in: GTA San Andreas
Big smoke: “I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.”
big smoke do be lookin kinda thicc.
i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen
I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.