A fork of Rural Dictionary
1: A Filipino Male/Female, Or any Asian who wants a good job. 2: Someone who takes care of people in Hospitals or Private healthcare organizations
1: FilipinoA: Hey that Nurse who took care of me looked Familiar... FilipinoB: Yea, My Dad said you should avoid skating for a while 2: -Watch ER...
A complimentary term toward a nurse who places ointment in the fornix of eyes after eye muscle surgery.
Doctor: “Ointment nurse.”... “Ointment nuuuuuurse.” Nurse: I’ll be there in a second to place the ointment.
A midlevel provider who went to school for 6-7 years. Many have an MSN but the DNP degree has been introduced to try to blur the lines with Physicians who instead train for a minimum of 11 years. NPs use this obscurity in an attempt to validate their claims for unsupervised practice. Additionally, many graduate nursing programs are degree mills boasting 100% acceptance rates and 100% online coursework. NPs serve an important place in healthcare but are best paired with a supervising Physician.
Nurse Practitioner: "I wanted to be a doctor but the MCAT wasn't open-book, so I went to the University of Phoenix MSN program with online exams".
Giving a handjob to someone sucking on your tits.
"I asked her for a nursing handjoband she said yes!!"
NP = Online Trained Midlevel Provider
The NP was a nurse practitioner or non-Physician provider
My cat’s name because she helps me and works her healing magic by selflessly working on the frontline at my house.
I don’t know how I would ever cope without Nurse Kitty.