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Almighty Nutjob

A special kind of internet troll who is most likely an atheist or doesn't believe in god but insists on using a username associated with godly or satanic names or IRL is a reverend or other holy title.

But is in overall a complete nutjob and believes in everything that has been proven to be false, including the illuminati and the whole 2012/end of the world theories.

Has really poor grammar and tries to call others out by getting them to read a dictionary when he/she is the one that needs it more than the people they are antagonising.

Often mixes in troll slang and usage of words like fairy and the like as insults.

Also...fails to get words right and never uses capital letters. When he/she is trying to come across as sane in contrast as to how crazy his/her victims are they flat out fail and end up as the delusional ones instead.

"Oh god...what is HeavenlyArcAngel doing now?"

"He's going on about 2012 again."

"The Almighty Nutjob is at it again, I see."

"I wish he would just shut up."

by MM132 August 18, 2012

Right-wing nutjob

nickname from liberal reporters for Mick Mulvaney

The right-wing nutjob was the first South Carolinian to be a WH Chief of Staff.

by Coop Dupe December 28, 2019

Nutjob

When one's own semen, or another's semen is used as lubricant for a handjob.

Collin enjoyed the look on George's face so much that after George busted he kept going and made it a nutjob.

by EmusForEmos501C_Nonprophet February 18, 2022

Nutjob

A nutjob is the actual term for a blowjob since a blowjob does not include any actual blowing and a dickjob or a penis job just sounds like you are getting your penis or dick reshaped.

Bruh, Carey gives the best nutjob.

Please give me a nutjob, I’m gonna get blue balls

by Dumbasschick0401 March 28, 2019

nutjob

(noun) When someone gives you a blow job with a nutcracker.

I call her the sugarplum fairy, because she gave me a nutjob.

by rottingbrains April 12, 2021

Nutjob

When a man decides to have his nuts removed to become a woman. A Nutjob can also be in the opposite perspective when a woman has a pair of nuts glued to her vagina to become a man.

Wesley decided to change sex to be Wendy. When his friends found out, one of them said, "why is he being such a nutjob?"

by Long Johns November 13, 2017

Nutjob

a mad or crazy person.

you got any other friends that aren't complete dimbulbs or nutjobs?

by garfilbert June 12, 2022