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pooge

The direct result of pulling out after anal sex, the penis is covered in a mixture of poo and spooge, or "pooge."

I fucked this filthy ass ho the other day. When I pulled out I had to wipe a ton of pooge off my cock.

by filthy spitfire March 27, 2010

pooge

a woman who engages in clitoral self stimulation with her own foot--usually while watching inappropriate things on the internet, such as her friend's webcams and midget porn.

"When i saw the midget penetrate the transexual's anus I couldnt help but pooge at my desk."

by xixfoxfirexix May 29, 2006

pooge

verb. To srew up horribly. To make a nasty mistake.

Dude. You just totaly pooged the whole thing!

by Alex DeLand February 22, 2005

Pooge

Spending time being lazy and unproductive while it is well deserved.

I have worked hard all week, got lit last night, have a hangover today, so I'm going to pooge all day! lounge relax nap lazy binge eat hangover tired

by GFried April 13, 2015

Poog

"Pro Noun" (Poo-Guh) - A Slummy (Usually White) person living off welfare and spends all there money on drugs and alcohol. Many "Poogs" are living in low value apartments and have no respect for anyone else. Some towns are referred to as "Poogvilles" containing many poogs living in it. The Apparel for a Poog consist of: Tank Tops, Track Pants, Baggy Clothes and Large Tongue Shoes. Many poogs have children when there early. (16-18) Smoking is also a large part of any many poogs lives, wether there 13 or 20 there still a poog.

Casey Anthony Peterborough ON Canada Teen Moms Smokes Poog

by Ri-Guy4299 January 03, 2012

Poog

A fight club round / a fight for fun, usually squaring off between buddies and their friends that you don't know.

Were you there yesterday? That was a good poog.

by Christhecrayon December 22, 2009

Poog

Most annoying shit ever, weird, small mouthed and eared, obsessed with fictional vampires and gets massively pissed when hair is touched. Much like their master: a Fiona.

"Look at that toad-looking thing!" "Is that a toad? I assumed it was a poog!"

by George Is A'Hot'Bum July 11, 2008