A fork of Rural Dictionary
The word "pork" (ta choiridia, literally, 'piglets') suggests for the female genitalia, dating back to early Ancient Greek comedy around 380 BC.
"Or is your preference pork, let my daughter persuade you." - Line 574 of the play "The Wasps" 422 BC written by playwright Aristophanes. Line taken from "Frogs and Other Plays" by Aristophanes, translated by David Barrett ©1964
The act of having sex, or fucking. Porking is sex without the art Porking is dirty, nasty sex that includes Vaginal Chainsaw Massacres, Boston Pancakes, or the notorious Hot Karl
Woodcock's porking this guys mom!!!
Fat porn; usually pictures of overly obese women with 2-3 huge rolls hanging out with a box of donuts nearby.
Me: Are you looking at pork again? Friend: Yeah, those fat chicks have more to love! ^_^ Me: Right...
When you go bobbing for apples and then someone sticks you in the back with a pork knife
Billy got porked last night at the Halloween party. Poor kid
1. A person, place, or thing with major swag.
Mac: "Dammit, we can't play King's Cup... we don't have any cards." Monica: "Dude, I brought my deck!" Brian: "Sick, Moni! You're The Pork!" Joanie: "I can't go to eat with you guys.. I'm kind of broke..." Diego: "Don't worry.. how 'bout we all hit up Costco for lunch? Costco samples are The Pork!"
When a man beats the shit out of his meat while rubbing A1 steak sauce on it ... .
Mom : (knocking on the door) Hey billy do your homework right away Billy : fuck up mom ..im still "porking it"