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Ricardo

A person that is good at sex

That guy is good at sex he must be a Ricardo.

by wogboy21 October 25, 2018

Ricardo

A male with a enormus cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girl: I got fucked by RICARDO last week and i still cant walk.

by pancho pena December 07, 2012

Ricardo

Ricardo is a type of guy who will love u no matter what but he is a very bad boy he all ways gets in trouble but a great at kissing.

Omg I heard Ricardo is a great at kissing. Everyone says he is bad but he is just misunderstood.

by Bbg...dez February 08, 2018

Ricardo

A lying cheat. Insecure so needs validation and attention. A violent narcissist who is racist and playing the system. Worships some made up religion and lies even about SSGT he ate for breakfast

Girl: hey Ricardo what you up to? R: oh I’m out living the dream Truth: sat fucking my phone because no one loves me Girl; oh ok take it easy

by Stop cheating July 27, 2021

Ricardo

Ricardo used to be a cool guy. Hot, sexy, great kisser and funny but the mask couldn’t last long and turns out he doesn’t like sec with women, he thinks he doesn’t smell and he is deluded about off spring which look and behave retarded! The love of his life is still waiting for him at the church and although he says he won’t use her for a green card: it’s obvious that he will! He used anyone! Poor fatty have a little drinkie poo thinks shit don’t stink because he chose to have kids with her. So in conclusion R walks around in a circle crying that he is busy and stressed but doesn’t actually do much. Sadly doesn’t believe in karma but shouod because he wronged someone very very much, he did so much wrong thwt it’s unforgivable but he thinks that person doesn’t mind and diesnt blame him! Sadly R’s ego is size of mars and possibly in his head he lives on mars. He will read this Becauee he is such a loser that he writes about himself! Bit like social media- it’s all for likes and being a catfish!

Her: oh please stop being a bully and take a look at yourself will you Ricardo: yes I can see in the mirror that I have been staring at for 4 hours that I am actually gay.

by Nothinggoinfforu March 08, 2023

Ricardo

He’s gonna steal your bitch

Kevin Kevin Ricardo

by Big dick Garry March 31, 2019

Ricardo

Ricardo is a tall handsome man with many tattoos. He can be nice but only to girls. He like girls under 20 even though he’s an old man and can’t see how pathetic he looks befriending every girl under the age of 21. He has a loyal devoted girlfriend who is treats like a slave. He has never been faithful in his life and seriously suffers from jealousy and low self esteem. He’s very kind and generous to strangers but if your his long term girlfriend he will treat you like your trash he can be violent too and may even hit you. Don’t worry girls he will always make u say sorry to him for everything he does and you will all admit it’s all your own fault / never his. He is currently punching above his weight with this gf. He is used to picking girls who can’t read or write and are street women. He

I’m such a terrible person said the girlfriend I best go and repent Ricardo

by Stop cheating October 30, 2019