A fork of Rural Dictionary
One of the funniest and nicest people ever , will always be there to cheer you up and will always give their honest opinion
Hey Roonie How Are You?
“ I’m fine I just look orange “
When you are jerking your ween and your about to come, pinch and twist the tip then let your shit erupt like a volcano
Bro I so down bad last night I had to do the pinch-a-roonie
when your boys or ur bros suck your balls (also known as a schlaaaaah shlob or shlobarooni)
yo hunter you got me on a big rooni?!
When you crank your dick in a twisting manner, which only works if lubed up or uncircumcised.
John: Hey, Buford! Did you do the Twist-A-Roonie last night?
Buford: Oh yeah, it made me cum in about 5 seconds