A fork of Rural Dictionary
Drooping in areas that are unflattering
The german woman from international appts. is saggie in her purple swimsuit.
Ahhh... sagging tits. So you find yourself here searching for a definition of saggy tits, eh chap? Well, it should be obvious, but let's consider...there are many types of saggy tits. A Very scientific measurement of saggy tits is the pencil test. If a chick can hold a pencil under her tit using no hands, the writing utensil held only by the weight and flap of her udder, she fails the pencil test, thus having saggy tits. Bear in mind, there are many levels of saggy, and just because a chick can hold a pencil with her tit, doesn't make her unbangable. Actually, a soft, supple pair of tits, from a handful to beyond is far more desirable than hard nubby barely theres. Way better for titty fucking, and they bounce and jiggle quite nicely.
"Bro... shes hot n all, but... saggy titties much??"
"Dude, best titty fuck ever, and do they bounceee!!!!"
a name for the overused female genitals i.e. a bucket.
fucking her saggy saddlebag didnt give me an immense amount of pleasure.
The saggiest boobs ever. Usually defined by grammas, old women and guys who spend too much time at KFC and McDonalds.
"Dude! Did you see that fat-ass at KFC?"
"Hell yeah! You could see his saggy flapjacks through his shirt! Ewwwwwwwww..."
the most brutal group chat you will ever be in. a bunch of south georgia, beer drinkin’, and prepnecks you will ever meet . do people care if these guys live or die, no. a bunch of racist sexist little shits who use there daddy’s money on beer and fireworks.
“Colin are you in saggy lizard yet?”
“Nah bro i’m too much of a fag.”
Very droopy, saggy nipples that hang exceedingly lower than the 3rd to last rib.
Ms. Jones has some saggy titties.
hot saggy balls that stick to your thighs
"my god i have saggy daddys today"