A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you stretch out your ballsack into a cup, pour in a shot of rum, and have a girl take the shot
If you own a sailboat, it's the wind in your sails.
Yea were gonna head out today, hurricane Wendy left us with plenty of sailboat fuel.
A sexual act in which a Male/Female defecates on themselves with their legs closed and leaning over an object. Followed by a partner Male/Female that urinates on the fecal matter; causing the feces to slide down between their legs like a Poop Sailboat.
Mr. Van Den Berg's Poop Sailboat caused a rash down the back of his legs, that was visible while he wore shorts.
When one sneaks onto one of their friends boats, and proceed to wipe their ass all over the sail and/or deck
You hear about what happened in the port? Someone got a ripened sailboat.
When two or more males ejaculate into a fleshlight one after another. The fleshlight is not emptied before passing to next participant.
Hey Rich, this 6 pack of Smirnoff ice would go great with a French Sailboat tonight.
A deeper way to express love or affection. Sailboat is regarded a higher form of love than that expressed in the word "love".
I ⛵️ (sailboat emoji) you
The act of pretend racing large model sailboats between individuals, in which the finish line is the other participant's entire colon. First racer to take the entirety of their opponent's vessle loses. Smooth sailing!
Man, this day is really dragging. I cant wait to get home so me and my boy can be racing sailboats.