A fork of Rural Dictionary
A twink boy who is everyone’s gay best friend and doesn’t realize it.
Dang bro, did you hear how Trint Shoemaker got friend zoned by every girl on Missouri States campus?????
a homosexual, a male who enjoys gay sex
1: Hey man, I met this guy named Jose the other night at the game. He's pretty cool.
2: What?! Hell no man that guy is a german shoemaker.
1: Oh snap.
a bag of chips divided by five.
three doritos and a stick of gum- a shoemaker's meal
Term used to describe extremely fun and kind English teachers.
My English teacher is so nice. She’s like a Mrs. Shoemaker.
Used to refer to a crooked or incompitant lawyer. A lawyer that will be inattentive to clients cases and use a "one size fits all" approach.
When looking for a lawyer make sure he's not a shoemaker.