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shwank

mixture between dank and shwagg Dank meaning kind budd, shwagg meaning mexican off the truck grown in your grandpas back yard stress weed.

Hey i got some budd it aint bomb but it aint crapp you know shwagg.

by Efe November 09, 2003

shwank

1. The flesh colored organ that hangs from the groin region of a man

2.A derogative or insult

1. I have a big shwank.

2. You are an uber shwank.

by Kendall Stacey May 17, 2006

Shwank

A shag that has no love, so technically, should be called a wank.

That ho got shwanked good and propper

by Sambo February 06, 2004

shwank

weed that had the potential to ba really good and dank but was for some reason ruined ( sprayed,premature,moldy)

by dick1 September 22, 2003

Shwank

Another meaning for penis;
Hanging low.

My shwank is swinging

by Dan Cordeiro January 20, 2004

Shwank

Masturbating in the shower
part shower part wank
often done when staying somewhere communal e.g. a youth hostel

I had to have a shwank in scarborough so no one else could see me!

by school May 11, 2007

shwank

To steal, on the sly

He shwanked my last beer.

by Christy February 06, 2004