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Farting technique. You have a really great girlfriend who you want to keep, but she keeps feeding you onions which are giving you massive flatulence. Your relationship hasn't developed well enough for you to grout in her presence so........as a massive bubble drops into place you pull your anus sideways with your index finger commuting your fart from the obvious to an unexplained fffffff noise.
She was a right bobby dazzeler and sod's law I had a massive shit gas attack, but I 'jap skewed' them all, luckily they were plain flavoured and stenchless so I'm on a promise for Thursday now!
lesbians having intense intercourse.
Alex and her girlfriend want to have skew face.
1. Short for "Skew it on the barbeque", which means to cook things up or mix things up. 2. A song by OutKast found on the Aquemini Album.
Old Skool playas to Nu Skool fools. Kast keep it jumpin like kangaroos. We'll skew it on the bar-b, we ain't trying to lose. Say I be god damn it they done change the rules.
When a Mexican girl is being penetrated by a horse and all of a sudden the stud gets startled. The poor Mexican has no choice but to reach up to the stirrups and hold on for dear life while the horse gallops into the sunset with a she is skewered on the end of his boner.
The rodeo took a turn for the worse when lupita became got skew-her to go. #truelove