A fork of Rural Dictionary
Always perceived as an insult. Most commonly used in situations when someone is displaying characteristics of Sam Lockwood (from awake of course).
Mikey: "hey can i come over?"
Sasha: "slock list....."
A Captain Slock Is when you pretend you are going to stick your penis into a womans mouth and instead dick slap them real fucking hard
Dude:"i gave my girlfriend a Captain Slock yesterday all you heard was that loudass smack"
Dude's Friend: "What did she do?"
Dude: "She tried to slap me with her vagina flaps"
Noahs lovely meatlug dragon its everyone’s favourite
“Noah’s Slock Dragon holds emotional value to me”
Bitch, stop runnin yo mouth and go slick a slock;
My hoe loves slicking slock!
When you wear extra condoms to seem bigger
My girl caught me slocking the cock and now she calls me bitty bepis mcsmall dick