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Smarties

A candy that's actually just legal cocaine, You can even snort it.

Some Dude: Hey! You got the smarties? You: Yea Both: *Snorts Smarties*

by Lilkii December 02, 2018

Smarties

The ultimate form of making your child high af.

Smarties make Jimmy feel better.

by DeltaDefinitions November 28, 2021

Smarties

Slang for Pills, X,

Got any Smarties?

by Babu May 27, 2003

smarty

when you get a blow job during an academic endeavor, such as studying, listening to motzart, or at the library

i am hella horny but i have so much homework to do; i could really use a smarty

by Andrew, Paul, Brian March 18, 2008

smartying

smart partying - checking yourself prior to wrecking yourself

"oh man, I'm so hungover this morning, bro" "not me, man! We were smartying hearty last night!"

by Smart Partier January 27, 2008

Smarties

1- a cute child who is smart 2- a prodigy

example: My son is smarties, he is genius

by Ugly Angel August 20, 2010

smarty

A person who scores hatricks in the Olympics. To score three goals once is a Hatrick the second Hatrick is considered a SMARTY.

Oh man one Hatrick is crazy to get but to get a smarty that's unbelievable.

by bmasch September 11, 2010