A fork of Rural Dictionary
The ultimate form of making your child high af.
Smarties make Jimmy feel better.
when you get a blow job during an academic endeavor, such as studying, listening to motzart, or at the library
i am hella horny but i have so much homework to do; i could really use a smarty
A person who scores hatricks in the Olympics. To score three goals once is a Hatrick the second Hatrick is considered a SMARTY.
Oh man one Hatrick is crazy to get but to get a smarty that's unbelievable.