A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone is "Smeagoling" it means that they are only thinking about themselves. their own ego.
it's when someone doesn't think about the movement or their group. they just think about their own fame and success.
"Look at that guy just taking all of the shine at a moment he doesn't even deserves it!"
"Yeah man, He is smeagoling big time right now."
A man with a fetish where he is only attracted to really fat black women because he wants the Precious.
That dude is a fucking smeagol
an object/person that persistently tries to insert another object in your asshole
dude that fucking smeagol keeps on trying to stick that pole up my butt!
when you deep throat someone and they say "my precious" as you jizz on there face
she asked for a ragging smeagol last night
One who shops at the clothing store, "American Eagle." Usually seen wearing khaki cargo shorts, a two-toned shirt, and flip-flops.
"Look at that American Smeagol over there..."
The mystical art of ejaculating while one shits their pants or farts.
Andy got so excited that he smeagoled at the sight of the fireworks in Ocean City.
Kevin had just beaten Andy in a wrestling match, and he smeagoled in honor of his victory.