A fork of Rural Dictionary
when your manhood doesnt work to full potential, usually from drinking or an unattractive lady, so you have a rubbery wang that you smoosh into her snatch
i was getting hot and heavy with that girl but when it came time to get to business my guy wasn't at full mast so i was just smooshing her for three hours, i had fun.
During times of desperation, the only way to possibly escape fire and Lava. Made famous by RasericGames, a Let's Play youtube channel
You need to smoosh across the lava if you want the Grand Star!