A fork of Rural Dictionary
During middle aged gay male sex one man blows his load on another man's balding head and uses a sham wow to shine it.
When I get out of this Miata I am going to give Leron the old South Texas spit shine
Using ones own saliva to give something, or someone (if you're into that) a shine that's so lustrous it makes Jesus himself turn away from its blinding reflection.
"Hey Tom, how'd you get your car so shiny?" "I can't even see." "I spit shined the shit out of it and it really paid off."
An object that is most likely brighter than your future.
That man spit shined his shoes till they were brighter than my balls dipped in Vaseline.
To put effort and enthusiasm into a blow job.
My manager gave me a raise, I'm gonna spit shine that cock.