A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who is being excessively negative and/or bitter about anything and everything.
Person A: "Man, I hate going to movies. I hate going to clubs too. I just hate being with a lot of people. It's so annoying. I just hate everything."
Person B: "OK, chill out, Sponge Bob Bitter Pants."
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there are 2 words to descirbe sponge bob square pants
sex
machine
An fat ugly girl who tries and fails to look skinny by stuffing her fat cottage cheese ass into a pair of pants that are about 3 sizes too small. Usually not her fault because manufacturers of pants fail to make pants in her required size.
Bertha who you trying to kid squishing your ass into those jeans. Why don't you use your sewing skills and stitch 2 pairs together to compensate or better yet purchase a muumuu!!
one extreanly hot sexy spongey lil bitch,i would never use him as a household tool!!!
i want him to absorb my spillage!!!!!!!!
a queer yellow ambisexual sponge that lives in the sea with a starfish and a squid with only 6 legs (squids have 10 btw)
<you> you're such a sponge bob
<me> whatever, don't take it out on me just 'cause your mum's an ambi.