A fork of Rural Dictionary
T.J. (Turd Jacket)
When you have anal sex and remove your penis and it has a coating of fecal matter all the way up to the brim of the head of the penis where the sphincter then scrapes the head clean, thereby leaving a sheath of shit around the shaft. This is known as a turd jacket.
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" I had anal sex with my girl when she was hella drunk, and the bitch gave me a T.J."
A workplace that sucks the soul from the body and drains all that is joyful from it until all that's left is desolation.
"I just got out of work at T.J. Maxx and I think I'm gonna go jump off a bridge."
Trent Jordan Watt. Outside Linebacker for the Pittsburgh Steelers. FRICKING BEAST!!!! Great pass rusher. Went to college at the University of Wisconsin-Madison. He's 6'4" and 251 lbs. Ran a 4.69 40 dash. Benched 225 lbs 21 times. 37" Vertical. As of 2022 has 72 sacks, 4 interceptions, 294 combined tackles, 78 assisted tackles, 21 career forced fumbles, and a defensive touchdown. All in 72 games. He was born on October 11, 1994. He has two brothers in the NFL, J.J.(DE, Cardinals) and Derek(FB/ST, Steelers.)
I'm a Bengals fan, but T.J. Watt is a fricking beast!!!!
The hardest name in the NFL to spell and pronouce.
T.J. Houshmandzadeh is a great receiver, but don't ask me how to spell his name.
The greatest man to ever work at McDonald's in Bay Shore, New York, which resides on Long Island. There is a plaque hanging over the fryer in his honor.
"Now that T.J. Davis is gone, who will clean up the bathroom when someone shits on the floor?"