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T.J

T.J, or Sunrise if you will, has committed many felonies, He is a child who is always trying to expose his friends at any chance he gets.

T.J just tried to expose me again guys.

by ItsMayday October 19, 2020

T.J

TJ, or Sunrise if you will, is a child who has committed many felonies, and likes to expose his friends at any chance he gets. Just for no reason. All of his friends make fun of him because of this.

T.J has tried to expose me once again

by ItsMayday October 19, 2020

T.J.

T.J. (Turd Jacket)

When you have anal sex and remove your penis and it has a coating of fecal matter all the way up to the brim of the head of the penis where the sphincter then scrapes the head clean, thereby leaving a sheath of shit around the shaft. This is known as a turd jacket.

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" I had anal sex with my girl when she was hella drunk, and the bitch gave me a T.J."

by Eyekilmee June 14, 2020

T.J. Maxx

A workplace that sucks the soul from the body and drains all that is joyful from it until all that's left is desolation.

"I just got out of work at T.J. Maxx and I think I'm gonna go jump off a bridge."

by Rhapsodi July 10, 2008

T.J. Watt

Trent Jordan Watt. Outside Linebacker for the Pittsburgh Steelers. FRICKING BEAST!!!! Great pass rusher. Went to college at the University of Wisconsin-Madison. He's 6'4" and 251 lbs. Ran a 4.69 40 dash. Benched 225 lbs 21 times. 37" Vertical. As of 2022 has 72 sacks, 4 interceptions, 294 combined tackles, 78 assisted tackles, 21 career forced fumbles, and a defensive touchdown. All in 72 games. He was born on October 11, 1994. He has two brothers in the NFL, J.J.(DE, Cardinals) and Derek(FB/ST, Steelers.)

I'm a Bengals fan, but T.J. Watt is a fricking beast!!!!

by KaosK.J.Tuck February 21, 2022

T.J. Houshmandzadeh

The hardest name in the NFL to spell and pronouce.

T.J. Houshmandzadeh is a great receiver, but don't ask me how to spell his name.

by gofishgo December 16, 2006

T.J. Davis

The greatest man to ever work at McDonald's in Bay Shore, New York, which resides on Long Island. There is a plaque hanging over the fryer in his honor.

"Now that T.J. Davis is gone, who will clean up the bathroom when someone shits on the floor?"

by Mikhail Vannilla August 26, 2009