A fork of Rural Dictionary
Huge, Gynormous, Fat, Gigantic, abnormally big, sickening huge or dreadfully obese, that it could make you blind and never want to see, again, ever.
That is an abyssal person, so fat, my eyes actually got hit from it from across the room, I think I'm blind, now, I can't see, noooooo!!!!
a large, black cavity which can be used to describe a vagina which has been extremely sexually active, and/or where one can lose various objects such as panties, food, or quarters.
whoa, she had such an abyss, i got sucked in and had to crawl out, i needed a flashlight.
A word used to describe a person who believes that they are a black poodle that is attracted to iguanas. An Abyss likes to make jokes at the expense of iguanas and then whine when she is chased by a vacuum cleaner. Abyss has several friends, but only those she makes up, such as Incandescence the Eagle and Eternity the Snake.
Abyss jokes about frozen iguanas. Abyss will be sad when Purity gets tired of the crap. iguanacaek
Slayer's other best album. War Ensemble blisters; Dead Skin Mask seduces; and the title track takes you back where you belong: Hell. Oh, and The Abyss has 666 seasons; they're all uncomfortable and brutal. Good music for when you're tired after a long day of butchery and mayhem, but there's more meat for the pile.
Rich's arms were tired from all the beheading, but there were many more high school jocks, so he turned on Seasons in the Abyss and kept chopping.