A fork of Rural Dictionary
Tall person that talks too much text.
That guy is called Alfredo. You are like Alfredo.
Cute and handsome guy who is a bit spicy but intelligent at the same time. He may have interesting kinks, the more you know him, the more you discover Wierd things. Get yourself a furry suit to make him happy.
Alfredo loved my furry suit.
Thick, chunky, very white and gooey sperm.
"My boyfriend's cum looks like potato soup." "Dude, that's alfredo cum... He needs to have that shit checked out by a doctor!"
Someone who is very fat, obese.
Why is the ground shaking? I think Alfredo walked into the room